Seller Dashboard launch delayed on eBay UK

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1. When they said late March they weren’t kidding, were they ❓

   Oh well, it will give me a day to analyse where I am going wrong and make any changes to bring the stars up before being invoiced the next day!

2. I’m starting to get a bit paranoid now with my ineligibility for new features 🙄

3. Don’t worry Steve, it’s not just you in the naughty corner

4. I am also ineligible to know what they know about me that I need to know but don’t….

   …. note to self: do not believe any information posted here on Tuesday…..

5. But Lynne, we’re only being told on a need to know basis. Apparently the fact that you needed to know was not known at the time that the now known need to know was known, and therefore those that needed to advise and inform the Home Secretary Manager of the PS Programme perhaps felt that the information that he needed as to whether to inform the highest authority of the known information was not yet known and therefore there was no authority for the authority to be informed because the need to know was not at that time known or needed.

   [with apologies to Bernard]

6. My head hurts.

7. The dashboard worked briefly for me and two other friends around 11pm last night, but since then I’ve not been able to get it back. 🙁

   The brewery is still safe from any potential drunkeness.

8. …..But Lynne, we’re only being told on a need to know basis. Apparently the fact that you needed to know was not known at the time that the now known need to know was known,

   well then, now I don’t know what I know or not, or even if I need to know what I thought I needed to know…..

   Oh looky, here is Mr Rumsfeld to put us all to rights… 😛

   As we know,
   There are known knowns.
   There are things we know we know.
   We also know
   There are known unknowns.
   That is to say
   We know there are some things
   We do not know.
   But there are also unknown unknowns,
   The ones we don’t know
   We don’t know.

   so now you know.

9. omigod…. now I know for certain that Donald has been on the board of eBay for years and years…

   Happenings

   You’re going to be told lots of things.
   You get told things every day that don’t happen.

   It doesn’t seem to bother people, they don’t—
   It’s printed in the press.
   The world thinks all these things happen.
   They never happened.

   Everyone’s so eager to get the story
   Before in fact the story’s there
   That the world is constantly being fed
   Things that haven’t happened.

   All I can tell you is,
   It hasn’t happened.
   It’s going to happen.

   —Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing

10. Sue,

    Would it surprise you to know that eBay HQ isn’t so very different from Yes Minister/Prime Minister?

11. Dan, not in the slightest little bit 😆

    Though these from D. Rumsfeld also reminds me of eBay: If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much and If you try to please everybody, somebody’s not going to like it.

12. I don’t know why he was lampooned so much… I reckon Old Donald had Life-as-we-know-it-Jim pretty much taped… 😛

13. Biddy – I can’t see anyone’s comments in the Recent Comments box except my own… my last one has just come up, but still not yours nor Dan’s…. 😯

    I rely on that box to know when new comments are in, and click on them instead of working down the main posts….

14. Lynne, “registered TameBay authors” don’t show up in the recent comments box; I figured that it was better for other people to have the glory. And it looks a bit sad when the only person who’s commenting on my own posts is me 😆 However, i’m happy to change it back if people want?

15. And if you use an RSS reader (IE7 and FF both have them built in, I believe?) you can always subscribe to the comments feed.

16. No I don’t have any feeds coming in… I just come by from time to time…I have to keep it a secret or I am accused of not working….. 🙄

    Me people, me want…..personally I would like to see them turned back on, it saves me a lot of time to be able to just glance and see what has been added. But I will happily go with the majority view on this.

17. And it looks a bit sad when the only person who’s commenting on my own posts is me 😆

    looks even more highly suspicious when it is only me…..

18. Okay, I’ll put them back on 😀

19. thank you – that’s lovely..

    see how I saw that you had replied!

20. I’m still getting “you name’s not down” when I try to access my DSR’s 😀

21. Me too, Jade. Latest word from Da Pinx is possibly tomorrow, I believe.

22. ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzz

    ARE WE THERE YET?????!??!?!?!??!?

    🙄

23. Mooooooommmmmmm!!!!
    No, we’re not there yet 😀 Tomorrow… maybe.

24. You said it would be an April fool….

25. Oh! I clicked on the beta link up there ^^^ and my 30 day DSRs are up…

    mostly not changed at all though… just the postage, up one tenth… 😥

    Dunno, I was really really hoping for a 5 somewhere along the line….

    edit: and, its on my SMP page too!

26. They sneaked it in with 3 minutes to spare….

27. Not here they didn’t, Lynne 😥 Though I guess it will take a while to roll out across all the servers… Fingers crossed for the morning for me.

28. Oh rotten French People….

    Perhaps they are still mooning over La Carla’s visit here…

    Did you see how she had dressed up like Jackie Onassis when she came off the plane, with the little pill box hat?

29. I meant Jackie Kennedy of course.. do you think he has JFK aspirations?

30. I did see her looking like that, yes, but what worried me more is that Jonathon Ross kept going on about Sarko looking sexy. 😯 Monkey boy doesn’t do it for me.