Though we don’t celebrate it here in the UK, Tamebay would like to wish our readers living across the pond a very happy Thanksgiving. To celebrate, I’ve been on my own pilgrimage of the world wide web to entertain you with some thanksgiving jokes.
What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick.
My least favorite Thanksgiving leftovers are
The relatives who don’t leave until Monday.
Why don’t we celebrate Thanksgiving in Europe?
The EU refuse to let Turkey in.
I like to keep my Thanksgiving dinner simple: turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and veggies
Everything else is just gravy.
Ready for Thanksgiving, steps for a great Turkey!!!
Step 1. Buy a turkey
Step 2. Have a glass of wine
Step 3. Stuff the turkey
Step 4. Have a glass of wine
Step 5. Put turkey in oven
Step 6. Relax and have a glass of wine
Step 7. Turk the bastey
Step 8. Wine of glass another get
Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours
Step 12. Take the over out of the turkey
Step 13. Tet the sable
Step 14. Grab another wottle of bine
Step 15. Turk the carvey!!!
My Family asked me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes
I told them I couldn’t stop cold turkey!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Goblet.
Who doesnt eat on Thanksgiving?
A Turkey because it’s always stuffed.
If pilgrims were alive today, what would they be known for?
Their age!
Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving?
Because it wanted people to think it was a chicken.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
He was ready for a roast.
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Most excellent Dude.
Spread a little happiness everyday.